Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I, Bigfoot

We are the earth intruders
We are the earth intruders
Muddy with twigs and branches
A-haaaaaa!
Bjork : Earth Intruders

According to the Earth Day Ecological Footprint Quiz, I am a small man with a big consumption. Something to the effect of needing 4.5 planets if everyone in the world were to live like me.

Gasp!

Of course, I beg to differ. The entire quiz was very generalized. It assumes consumptions based on who knows what kind of figures, without taking into account what I actually consume. For example, I doubt they know I'm living in a house with no air-conditioning or water heating. So just what did they assume my electrical consumption to be?

Granted, being the only one in my apartment (most of the time) and the only one in my car (most of the time) means I absorb most of the consumption costs into my personal footprint rather than sharing it out with a few people. But hey, on the plus side, whatever the impact I may have on this planet, I'm not likely to increase the population pressures by breeding more resource-hungry organisms. In fact, after I'm dead (and my body has fully decomposed), there'll be a nett reduction of the world's population by one, having left no progeny to continue my legacy of consumption.

Anyway, I had another go at the quiz, and found that it is possible to bring my footprint down to a sustainable level. I just need to take some drastic measures:

1. Take public transport everywhere I go. But that's only if I can't walk there in the first place. Kinda like my old college days.

2. Live in 600 square-foot apartment. With 5 other people. Again, kinda like my old college days (my, I was pretty sustainable back then!).

3. Be a vegan. And only eat vegetables I grow on my own. In that 600 square-foot apartment I share with 5 other people.

4. To avoid spending half my life on a bus or train due to #1 above, I'll have to work from home. So every time my company builds a treatment plant, they'd have to build it in or near my house. Hope my 5 housemates and 1 vegetable plot won't mind.

5. Public transport here isn't effective. I'd have to stage a coup and depose our current government whose commitment to improving public transportation is overshadowed by their need to protect "national interests", ie. making sure the national car maker gets to sell more cars.

I said it's possible. Never said anything about probable.

Seriously though, it does make one stop to think. I've always been environmentally aware but I guess using energy-saving bulbs for my home isn't quite enough. So maybe I really do need to get someone to move in with me and share my bed ecological footprint...

Friday, April 20, 2007

An Air Of Expectation

It is like a furnace.

The heat radiates from all around -from the walls, from the floor, from the ceiling. There is no reprieve.

I throw open my windows. All my windows, every single one. Still, there is no reprieve.

Not a breath of wind. In an atmosphere like this, the fans grant little comfort. The air is still. So, so still. It hovers - stifling, heavy, expectant.

Something is coming.

Something... dangerous. Something quite possibly terrifying.

On to other news...

My parents arrive later today.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Y!

1. Why is the weather now only available in two varieties - drought-scorching heat and flood-inducing storm, often both on the same day?

2. Why did the security guard at the bank leave his rifle by the automated teller machines, UNATTENDED AND IN PLAIN VIEW?

3. Why are those cubicles in the gym called showers when there's nothing more than a trickle coming out?

4. Why do people insist on turning the air-conditioning way up just so they can sleep under a blanket?

5. And wind up showering with hot water in the morning because it's too cold after having slept the whole night with the air-conditioning turned way up?

6. Why should an employee place the interests of the company first, when a company exists as an entity only because of an entry in a register, while the employee is an actual human being?

7. Why do we have to pay so much for a product that uses the money we paid to convince us we need to buy that product in the first place?

8. Why am I neither lithe nor nubile?

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Neuf Said...

I've been served with a summons! OK, maybe less dramatic than that. Let's try again.

I've been tagged with a meme!

Well, if Joss Stone can finally "introduce" herself three albums later, I suppose I could do the same thing, like, half a year into my second blog. Here's to things you may not have learnt about me (and may probably not learn by the end of this meme)...

Part 1: on the outside
name : drownedglass (one word, completely in lowercase, in case you haven't noticed). I have other names (some more real than others), but you either know that already or you don't.
date of birth : It's somewhere in this blog. Or the last one.
current status : Sitting down.
eye color : Dark brown
hair color : Black. With brown highlights. If you squint really hard.
right of left handed : Dexter. Not sinister
zodiac : If you already know my date of birth, you'd figure this one out yourself.

Part 2: on the inside
my heritage : People like to ask me if I'm Malay/Thai/mixed. I like to tell them yes, I'm of mixed parentage. I may or may not tell them that by that, I meant Teochew cham Hokkien.
my fear : Acrophobia
my weakness : Erm... I'm too nice? Especially too really cute guys?
my perfect pizza : Hmm... no real preference... just that it's got to be savoury and loaded with meat. Yeah...

Part 3: yesterday, today & tomorrow
your first thought waking up : What's the time? OK I can sleep some more.
tomorrow : Ho hum. I hope I brought enough books and shows to get me through tomorrow. And the day after.
your bedtime : I'm never asleep at that time.
most missed memory : Oh it's that time when... oh damn. It's missing. Again.

Part 4: your pick
pepsi or coke : I'd like to buy the world a Coke
mcD or burger king : Burger King has real burgers.
single or group dates : OK. Do you call it a date if you're all by yourself? Dating a group... that sounds fun.
adidas or nike : Revere Adi
lipton tea or nestea : Not much of a choice is it?
chocolate or vanila : Choc. Vanilla is only good when it goes with something - like OJ. Or vanilla icecream smothered in hot fudge... I suppose that brings me back to choc :P
cappuccino or coffee : Coffee. Pure, unadulterated coffee.

Part 5: do you..
smoke : Yes. 18 months ago, I did.
curse : Yes. But the d@!% s#*+e don't seem to work. Maybe if I lit some candles and performed a blood sacrifice.

Part 6: in the past month
drank alcohol : I drank on Monday. And Saturday before that. And... and... okay, so my name is drownedglass and I know this guy who likes to drink...
gone to the mail? : I've been to Gmail... Unless Le Geeque actually meant "gone to the MALL", in which case, yes, too many times. Like, why is this even relevant?
been on stage : I've been in front of a stage but not on it.
eaten sushi : No. Must remedy that.

Part 7: what were you doing
1 minute ago : Working on Part 6 above (I type slow)
1 hour ago : Eating Kolo mee, as the locals call it.
4 1/2 hours ago : Like this is such a bad attempt at being random. 4-1/2 hours ago, I was in a very serious meeting. Yes, working. Even if it looked like I was sitting in a coffeeshop talking to a guy and having tea. But you know it's really about work because I'm telling you he's ugly.
1 month ago : Celebrating birthdays. To be very nearly precise, Wingedman's birthday
1 year ago : Recovering from a trip to see old rocks.

Part 8: finish the sentence
i love : beautiful things, beautiful places, beautiful moments.
i feel : sleepy in the day, restless at night.
i hate : the highly prejudiced, zealots, and warmongers.
i hide : things I won't tell you about.
i miss : Melbourne.
i need : .

Part 9: tag five people
1. Someone who really really really wants to do this
2. Someone else who really really really wants to do this
3. Someone whose life depends on doing this
4. Someone who hasn't blogged in a month or more
5. Someone whose name begins with the number 2 (let me know if there really is someone who gets tagged by this)

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Wearing My Stripes

Picked this up via LeGeeque:



For you, love is about devotion and tenderness. You try to show your feelings in simple ways everyday. Your heart is right there on your sleeve.

Unfortunately, I sometimes wipe my sweat, snot and/or oily mouth on my sleeve. Must remember not to do that anymore...