Hungeram

So. There I was in my ratty, dusty, stale "I just spent a day packing files, moving boxes and visting site" work clothes. Not the best state to go shopping in.

But I was craving for some real sausages from Fogel's and a tub of Umpqua peanut butter and chocolate ice cream for Cold Storage, so stop I did on the way home at The Gardens (a rare occasion indeed).

What did I find there?

1. Fogel's Meat Market at The Gardens had closed down.

2. Cold Storage thankfully still sells Umpqua... but there was not even a single miserable tub in the freezer.

Heejyer...

On the plus side, there was plenty of eye candy roaming about The Gardens.

But there I was in my ratty, dusty, stale "I just spent a day packing files, moving boxes and visting site" work clothes.

Damn! Damn! Triple damn!

Hope

Like, if you're following ANTM10 (like, why do they use the word 'cycle'? Because it's the same thing over and over again?), and you haven't watched the seas... oops... CYCLE finale, and you wanna be surprised by the results, well then, like, maybe you don't wanna read any further?

But if you already know, or wanna know, or don't really care anyway, well, do carry on then.

Anyway, the last three standing are kinda reminiscent of our typical muhibbah ads, in a way - it's like the whole of America is represented by the trio (just like our muhibbah ads like to feature Ali, Ah Chong and Muthusamy). We have the ditzy blond that seems constantly amazed, the african escaping a horrible past, and, surprise surprise, the voluptuous all-curvey, all-American mama.

Three beautiful ladies stand before The Bank. Who gets to be on top?

Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Now just who is which?

The judges had come to a decision and well, let's just say it's official:

BIG IS BEAUTIFUL!

This is like license from legendary supermodels (with nods from a diva runway trainer and a noted fashion photographer), permitting plus-sized people to enjoy a full meal at Delicious and then shop at Ms. Read. Oh. My. God. This can only mean one thing...

There is hope for me yet.

Handsome Handjob

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